help yourself to a fuckin science book cause your talkin like a fucking retard

everyone needs to shut the fuck up in a major way. everyone's complaining about the weather. "wah wah, it won't stop raining..." there is no need to post a myspace bulletin about that. it's not interesting that you feel that way, and it's not a legitimate topic. everyone should know by now that the weather is the most boring thing in the world to talk about. the weather is the subject we revert to when there is nothing else to talk about, in order to avoid awkward silence. it's the same principle as "soooo, how about them yankees?" "so how about this RAIN?" so... how about that dick in your mouth, faggot? how's that taste? this is the internet, people. we're all close friends here. we are like a close knit family. there is no need to pull out the auxiliary conversation about the weather in a place like this. yeah it's raining, yeah it's cold out. it sucks. but how much of your day are you spending outside roughing it anyway? and guess what: i got let out early because of this exact weather that you're getting your period over, so i'm psyched about it, and i'm not going to keep letting everyone shit in my mouth and call it a milkshake. i work a 7 day week. i was beyond ecstatic for the rain, because now i get to spend the rest of my day relaxing, and it rules. fo real. also, don't act like a bunch of vags. seriously now. if it's this cold now, in mid april, you know that means the summer will last into september, shit, maybe even october, and that will rule. see, global warming isn't so bad. longer summers, people. this is going to be the shit. you're really going to be sticking your feet in your mouths one day.