eyes wide shut

last night i had a really weird dream! okay, in my dream, my family was having like a picnic style party. jake was there with me. for some reason, nicole kidman was there with a friend of my sister's. there was a ton of good ass food all over the place, and i was eating a shitload, but nicole wasn't eating anything, and i was secretly pissed at her and wondering what her problem was for not eating the delicious feast. then nicole kidman was like "so what do you guys do for fun around here?" and jake was like "well we go dancing at this club called shampoo sometimes." then nicole kidman asked us to take her there, so jake called up some of his friends and i called up some of my friends and we all planned to meet there. i still didn't like nicole kidman because she wasn't eating, so i didn't tell the people i called that she was coming. i was going inside to get ready when i realized that my little dog, princey, had been let out, and was at the bottom of a very steep hill, looking up. the hill was like mario brothers style; vertical, straight down. so i jumped. there was some weird old man at the bottom and he was trying to feed isobel chocolates. he was a fucking creep. i grabbed her up and brought her into my parents house. then all of a sudden we were at shampoo. i was dancing with jake and emily and gay joe, and then i realized that nicole kidman had been sitting in the corner all night. she was looking pissed/awkward. i went to go get some water and nicole kidman stopped me and was like "this is really boring. is there some kind of back room or something here with cooler music?" i was like "well there's a goth room, you might be into that." so i took her hand and i led her into the goth room, where she got really pissed off and started yelling at me, telling me that shampoo sucked and asking me why we brought her there. the next time i saw her she was pouring gasoline out all over the floor in the goth room, and she was running around yelling "DOES ANYONE HAVE MATCHES?!?!?!" she was flipping the fuck out and i was like "SHIT!!! i need to find everyone and get them out of here before nicole kidman burns this place down!!" and then i woke up.