blinkchick813

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my parents are like sooooooooooo annoying! since i spent the weekend at home here is a list of really fucking gay shit that my parents do that pisses me off! in no particular order...

1. i was just on the phone and my retarded mom was like "katie how do i work this?" (about the microwave). retarded ass bitch doesn't know how the use the microwave. hello WELCOME TO 1990 MOM!!!!!!!!!! YOU PUSH THE BUTTONS FOR HOW MUCH TIME YOU WANT IT IN THERE AND THEN YOU FUCKING HIT START YOU DICKHEAD~!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! not only is this a fuckin retarded question but she asked me this WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE! annoying!!! so when i answered her back with "yo i'm ON THE PHONE stop talking to me!" she was all "you are so rude... that's rude... how can you be so rude? you are always so rude..." yeah because it wasn't rude of you to interrupt me when i am on the phone or anything to ask me something retarded and gay... worthless hole... cavewoman ass bitch...
2. as soon as my mom comes home there are always three questions!!!!!!! the first one is, "what are you doing tonight?" the second one is, "when are you going to be home?" and the third is "where is your sister?" okay shithole, now LISTEN! for one--> it's fucking 5 in the afternoon. nineteen times out of twenty i don't know what i am going to be doing later on in the night at 5! so FUCK YOU AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! for two--> what, am i supposed to give my fuckin' sister this same drill whenever she leaves the house? DON'T THINK SO GITBAG! if you're so concerned then CALL SARAH AND ASK HER! she has a cell phone. 3. one time my mom told my fuckin' boyfriend that he SMELLED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY MAN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't say that to my boyfriend. you're fuckin' 50 years old. and he's MINE, okay? stop trying to fuck him!!!! she was like "ooh jake, you smell good." yeah uhhh NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!! 4. my dad has no balls. whatever my mom says, he agrees with. if my mom was like "germany is in south america" my dad would be like "hell yeah it is." bernie lomax lookin' asshole of a dad. bitch ass mom. FUCK `EM BOTH!!!! my dad feels like just because he left on my mom a few years ago that now he has to sacrifice his nuts and never have an opinion about anything. FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuckin' bullshit couple that operates from the same total shit brain...5. my dad listens to the following artists: dixie chicks, pink, lucinda williams, gavin degraw. conclusion: my dad is gay. that's not right. how could my dad do this to me? i hope he knows he is ruining my life. what are my friends going to think of me? what are the neighbors going to think? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGMKGDGHSDJGHSDGSDGD!!!!!! mad inconsiderate... 6. my parents will think that people are scumbags for the most retarded reasons! they have singled certain friends of mine out as worthless trash for the following reasons: having tattoos, having piercings, smoking cigarettes, not going to college, having dyed hair, etc. good reasons. because all of those can really tell you a lot about if someone is a good person or not... my mom has never been to college. correction: she went to college and dropped out during her first semester. what a fuck-up! so how is she going to hate on people for not going to college when THAT'S WHAT SHE DID? 7. my mom also flirts with my ex boyf jordan. i found a picture of her sitting on his lap at christmas time. like seriously, STOP BEING SUCH A WHORE!!!!!! and why is my dad cool with this? oh that's right, i almost forgot! he's GAY!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so tired of her slutting it around. like calm your fuckin' menopausally haywire hormones and stop trying to fuck every young guy who comes through here!8. i had this awesome pair of red chucks. i had these shoes for 6 years. they were mad beat up but that was a large part of their charm. they were my favorite shoes. i don't care that they smelled like cat piss. they RULED. and one day i came home to find that they were missing. do you know why they were missing? because my mom threw them away. what kind of a cum dumpster does some shit like that? what the fuck right does she have to toss my shoes? she is probably just jealous because my ass isn't long and flat like hers is. why do mom's asses get like that? long and flat... weird... like how does an ass GROW LONG, know what i mean? you know what i mean. and if you don't then start checking out more mom ass. 9. my dad is not only gay but stupid. one time i asked him to print out a train schedule for me, because i was taking a train to philly. what did my dad do? he went to google.com, and then he typed this in the search space:"my+daughter+wants+to+take+a+train+to+philadelphia+and+get+off+at..."this man has a job which involves computer programming. he went to classes for computer programming. he has an e-mail account. he has a master's degree in business administration. one would think this includes computer/internet skills, right? he was also not joking when he did this. when i tried to sincerely ask him if he was retarded he got up and stormed out of the room saying how rude i am. i love how it always comes back to me being rude! like helloooooooooo, what about you being a moron?!
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