okay so i work in the endoscopy department at the hospital as some of you may or may not know . so in endo we do esophagogastroduodenoscopies (i know, wtf!) colonoscopies, bronchoscopies and other gross stuff like feeding tubes. there is nothing cute about wha hoppens down here.i think sometimes if someone where to make list of jobs that suck, being hurled on by blacks that drink 9 and half gallons of liquor a day, and holding old peoples ass cheeks shut so they don't shit themselves, and filling peoples lungs up with water and watching the drown to death would be pretty far up there. don't get me wrong it does have its perks like when i get woken up at 3am to come pull a dog kong out of a black man's colon. AWESOME! (yeah i got pics). But that is not what this is about...
this is about old assholes. not literally but yeah that too. but more so old people that are dickheads. i know i'm young compared to their prehistoric asses, and i bet i look younger than i am but honestly what inspires people to get me such shit about my age. i mean its not like i work with a lot of old people. i'm the youngest by like 4 years everyone is their late twenties to late thirties and yet i'm the only one that get comments. "ARE YOU SKIPPING CLASS TODAY?!" thats a good one, sir. or "Am i the first person you've done this on? or the second?" burrrrn. and the thing is its soley based upon my looks. I would understand if i tried to stick a mouth piece for a gastro in their rectum and i didn't know what the hell i was doing but i do. ive been here for almost two years and i'm good at my job. so what absolutely baffles me is why in THE fuck would you be a smart ass to someone who is going to control the amount of pain you feel when a 3 foot long hose is stuck up your ass up into your small bowel? WHY?! i can make it really easy for you or you can keep running your toothless mouth and see how much fun we have getting out those polyops.its like talking shit to a cop. not a good idea folks. fucking old ass dinosaurs. sorry i'm young! sorry i don't have a fat ass! sorry my 'roids aren't flairing up! sorry i can go in public without crapping my pants, sorry i know how to chew my GOD DAMN FOOD, sorry i'm not DYING OF CANCER!
and don't try to tell me i'm fucked up for hating old people. try hanging out with 30 of them a day and talking to them about their bowel movements and then seeing them naked and cleaning their shit up when the shit themselves...and they do, and then you see how much love you got for old man rivers.
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